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have u ever noticed the strong correlation between peanut butter and sarcasm 1. you get lumpy bits 2. if you spread it thinly and sparingly it can go a very long way 3. if you have too much at once it's hard to swallow and can spoil the rest of your meal 4. it's acquired taste for some people and not always to everyone's liking 5. some people have an allergic reaction to it 6. your enjoyment of it depends very much on whether you're the spreader or spreadee (with or without Elvis on the other end of the knife).

For me, I don't mind peanut butter - but it doesn't go with everything.