Acamas,You'll have to give us the low down on the 10 rules of...

Acamas,

You'll have to give us the low down on the 10 rules of being a PR hack when this is all over.

Let’s see how many we can guess in the meantime.

Rule 1

Always have the last say on a particular thread. The logic being the one who talks last must be right.

Rule 2

Always be courteous and well mannered.

Rule 3

Talk up your knowledge and experience to add credibility to your posts

Rule 4

Repetition. Keep repeating the same message over and over until those thick heads get the point

Rule 5

Repetition. Now you see how important it is to stay on message.

Rule 6

Always agree with people when you can on the cheap points that don’t matter, but never compromise on your main message.

Rule 7

Talk about principals and a fair go for all while you continue to manipulate the views of all those who would listen

Rule 8

Have some fun with those plebeians. For example get a intellectually cute handle like Acamas (Trojan soldier) so you can have a laugh with your mates about your mission and their stupidity

Rule 9……….

Two more to go and we aren’t even trying Acamas. Hmm, don't forget rule 1 and make sure you get the last word in on this one.