As I get older...... these are facts

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    It's such an unfair world:-

    When a man talks dirty to a woman it's considered sexual harassment. But when a woman talks dirty to a man its $10.50/min (charges may vary).

    Never worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.


    Pleasing everybody is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.

    Isn't it weird that in Australia our flag and culture offends so many people, yet our benefits don’t.

 
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