How do you know an Australian has burgled your house?
There's a note on the fridge thanking you for the ice cold beer with 3 spelling mistakes.
Your meat pies which contain snouts, ears, tongue roots, tendons and blood vessels derived from buffalo, camel, cattle, deer, goat, hare, pig, poultry or sheep are gone together with your black and gold peas, gravy and tomato sauce.
Your sunday best thongs are missing, the ones that pass the sniff test.
