asian need to rise up, page-43

Easy as .....

Step 1 join the Labor Party and smile a lot
Step 2 play the minority victim who believes in a fair days pay for half a days work
Step 3 learn the ALP's headline cliche and repeat it daily to the brethen " The light on the hill"
Step 4 put your DEI &ESG credentials in the sorting hat for a senate position (guaranteed pander selection)
Step 5 find a cause to distance yourself from the ALP family and leak same to media
Step 6 become the sweetheart independent Senator who stood up for all that is Tik Tok virtuous and right
Step 7 draw pencil line moustache on face, happy clap and wear Coolie Hat in Parliament for finesse and polish.