Hmmm, this is not funny! I was only half-joking about my previous asteroid comment.
Tin hats on, as scientists upgrade asteroid threat Last updated at 12:59AM, November 8 2013
If the sky falling on your head was not previously on your list of doomsday concerns, scientists have what could literally be Earth-shattering news.
In an announcement likely to be welcomed by few beyond the tin-hat industry, astronomers admit that the risk of a major asteroid strike on our planet has until now been underestimated and could be up to ten times greater than previously thought.
Now it's inflamed my hemorrhoids.
;-)
And who said God doesn't have a sense of humour???
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