A guy walks into a doctor's office for his appointment. Waiting in the the lobby, his name is called. He then follows the nurse into the examining room. She instructs him to remove his cloths and put on the hospital gown, then leaves the room.After a few minutes of waiting, there’s a knock on the door, and the doctor walks in. They greet, then begin discussing the patients health concerns.The doctor then says, “Before we conduct any tests, I need you to lie down on the examining table so I can check for any abnormalities.”The patient then lies down.After only seconds of looking over the patient's body, the Doctor says, “Well, the biggest problem you face is having to stop masterbating”.Extremely concerned, the patient asks why.The doctor responds, “Because I’m trying to examine you”.
