Asylum seeker brain dead from cellulitis, page-25

Are you reading this on your broadband in Tehran? It's dangerous in Australia, don't come.
Save the $20k, buy one of the wives a 3 series.
Don't risk having your gold credit cards confiscated. That happens.
Don't risk being given a muesli bar two weeks out of date. That happens too.
It's not worth it. We have enough accountants.
And whatever you do, don't risk a visit from Hanson-Young!
Stay at home, the broadband is probably quicker.