As the prayers were being said and the coffin lowered into the ground, for a unpopular local Parking Officer's funeral, a voice from inside the coffin screamed.
"Please, please, I'm not dead, I'm not dead, Get me out."
The priest, performing the service, was the only person within ears hearing of the coffin, leans forward, blesses it and sucking air through his teeth, put his mouth near the coffin and mutters "Too late pal, the paperworks already done."
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