Atheists got to hell - is that fair or just ?, page-182

Three religious men are having a meeting and the topic of money comes up. The question each has to answer is what is the best way to decide how much money goes back to God and how much money they keep for themselves.

The priest says that he prefers to completely clear a large table and spread all the money on it evenly. After that, he perfectly divides it in half - everything to the right goes back to God, and everything to the left goes to him.

The imam says that he sits down and individually counts each dollar bill into two piles - everything to the right pile goes back to God, and everything to the left pile goes to him.

The rabbi shrugs and says he prefers to throw all the money into the air - God can keep whatever he can grab, and everything that hits the ground goes to himself.



and remember that god is good and merciful and all-knowing
but he needs your money