lol accurate prophecies huh?Isaiah 17:1 Damascus shall be a...

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    lol accurate prophecies huh?

    Isaiah 17:1 Damascus shall be a ruinous heap

    - Damascus is doing ok - it's the capital

    Isaiah 19:4-5 re: The Nile - wasted and dried up

    - Nile is doing ok - bit dirty but ok

    Isaiah 19:18 the land of Egypt will speak the language of Canaan

    Canaanite tongue has never been spoken in Egypt - extinct language...

    Isaiah 52:1 no more uncircumcised people entering Jerusalem

    lots of foreskins in that city - hell; I can jump on a plane and go there and challenge that prophecy.

    and that's just Isaiah - lots more where that came from buddy! you just keep mocking people on their deathbed and think yourself a decent god-fearing bloke.

    ps: let's not get started on that Noah's ark thing...a boat of roughly 150m by 25m by 12m (and I'm being generous) carrying all the animals and plants? where did they keep all the unicorns huh??
 
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