We regret to inform you that we have to reject your application and photo layout to model and represent our product, TROJAN CONDOMS.
Although your general physical appearance is not displeasing, our Board of Directors feels that your wearing of our product in our advertisements would not portray a positive, romantic, image. A loose , baggy and wrinkled condom is not the image we're looking for.
We do admire your efforts to try and firm up the appearance of the condom
by using polygrip while modeling for the photos. However, the appearance still seems rather awkward and looks somewhat like a bicycle grip.
We appreciate your interest and thank you for your time and expense and effort. We will retain your application for future consideration, if by chance we should ever decide to market a smaller, shorter, tighter product.
