attention sporting shooters, page-14

let's pander to the bogans
let them have their nice little (and big) bang bangy things
makes them feel like real men
shiny, noisy - oh dear - just shot the next door neighbour's cat
never mind
oh dear just shot the next door neighbour
never mind - only an asian - plenty more where they come from

pass us another tinny, mate
she'll be right
just like the good old days