The long and the short of it is that my trading today was...

The long and the short of it is that my trading today was amazing (means my profits were almost as big as my losses).

But flying home was unbelievable (means it really didn't happen).

After I arrived home from my fly from work I realised I had left behind something important, my physical body.

Although my imagination was at home sitting comfortably, my physical body was still behind the computer screen at work so I had to fly back to work pick it up and this time I might catch the train home (bit windy outside).