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05/04/21

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Originally posted by ciscokid: ↑

Aussi - Kiwi laugh............

Bruce the Aussie builder was going through a house he had just built for the woman who owned it. She was telling him what colour to paint each room. They went into the first room and she said "I want this room to be painted a light blue."The builder went to the front door and yelled, "GREEN SIDE UP!" When he went back into the house, she told him that the next room was to be bright red. The builder went to the front door and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!" When he came back, the woman said "I keep telling you colours, but you go out the front and yell 'green side up' - what is that for?" The builder said, "Don't worry about that, I've just got a couple of Kiwis laying the turf out front."

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Many years ago I was a turf farmer and we had a huge job laying turf at a golf course opening...............

My manager was a master at getting in backpackers.....................

At the end of the job I went down to pay all the guys...................

One of the guys in the cue was a German pack packer with one arm.................

I pulled the manager aside and said "are you serious in employing this guy?:

Glyn said............. Mike he has been the fastest and best worker of the lot..................

A great lesson in my life.
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