Two tourists are in the outback when they spot the Parachilna pub, middle of nowhere. Being beer O'clock they drop in. They walk to the bar but a scruffy character and a mean looking dog are there, the dog is worse for wear, torn ears scars one eye missing, it appears to be a pig or roo dog. Not trusting the dog the tourist asks the man at the bar " does your dog bite" .. No if any thing he'd lick you to death. The tourist goes to pat the dog and whack!!! the dog latches on to the tourists hand, deep cuts and punctures, blood every where. After all the commotion and a bandaged hand the tourist says to the man "I thought your dog didn't bite"
Not my dog.
