An Australian, a Kiwi and South African are in a bar one night...

An Australian, a Kiwi and South African are in a bar one night

Having a beer.

All of a sudden the South African drinks his beer, throws his glass

In the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces. "In Seth

Efrika our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the

Same one twice," he says.

The Kiwi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his

Glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to

Pieces. "Wull mate, in Noo Zulland we have so much sand to make the

Glasses that we don't need to drink out the same glass either," he says.

The Australian, cool as a Koala, picks up his beer and drinks

it,throws His glass in the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the

South African and the Kiwi.

He turns to the astonished barman and says,"In Ustrailya mate, we

Have so many bloody South Africans and Kiwis that we don't need to drink

With The same ones twice."