aussie love story

A Great Aussie Love Story equal to Romeo and Juliet.

Dazza is driving over the WestGateBridge one day when he sees his
Girlfriend Shazza about to throw herself off.

Dazza slams on the brakes and yells:

'Shazza what the blazes d'ya think ya doing?'

Shazza turns around with a tear in her eye and says:

'G'day Dazza. You got me preggas, so now I'm gonna kill meself'.
Dazza gets a lump in his throat when he hears this.

'Shazza',he says

'Fair dinkum not only are ya great in the sack but you're a real sport too'

And drives off.