Soccers is great if you have a good book handy and a comfy pillow.
Kick a ball from a to b hoping to get it into c without d diving as if he had just been shot, actually come to think of it, a bit like P Dangerfield, so maybe it is closer to AFL than first thought.
I actually don't mind soccer, I don't mind most sport, but oorain "track" is not a sport, yes yes the olympics are full of track and field, it ain't sport, imo.
