After years of practise Howard, Beazley, Costello, Nelson and Downer have been jointly awarded the Cecil B De Mille figurine for solemnity in international presentation.
As guardians of the South Pacific we gain all rights to musical rioyalties to "Some Enchanted Evening" and other songs.
Chest protruding and voice lowering are important aspects in the presentation. Firm handshaking and family hugging too is imperative.
Hopefully some will oblige by dying for their country. This will make our elected leaders appear more statsemanlike when they eulogise.
