Best thread I have read for ages. I'm an Aussie and haven't seen a collection like this before. Got to be able to laugh at yourself.
The Aussie housewife said to her husband "It's Tuesday night - take out the garbage will ya." Husband replied " You take it out - you f*%*#in cooked it !"
Young 8 year old, recently arrived in Oz, asks his new aussie school mate "Do you say prayers before you eat ?" "Nah, we're Australian and mum knows how to cook!"
