Not so long ago, an Indian went to Australia to watch the cricket series there.
The Aussie at passport control sat fingering through his passport for a long time. Unable to find any thing objectionable, he growled:
'Have you got a criminal record ?
The Bawa smiled and replied, 'I am terribly sorry, sir; unfortunately, I don't have one.
Nobody told me that it was still a requirement to get into your country'...!
