I shudder to think of Greg Chappel's last year.
That's when the old joke first got a run;
Mrs Chappel rings and asks for Greg.
"Sorry Mrs Chappel, he's just gone out to bat. Can I take a message?"
"No thanks, I'll wait."
It has been recycled for all our captains since. There's a pattern emerging here.
Millar, Chappeli and Benaud didn't wait to be dumped. They had to make a living.
(No! Chappeli is not another Italian)
