Conflict in an 80's pub...
I was avin a coldy down the local.
This sheila came up to me and started ta pash me, outa the bue.
She was a bit of a goer...
Then this yobbo said, stone the crows mate, get a room!
I said, go sit on it and spin, ya wally.
Do ya wanna have a go, he said?
Get ya hand off it and pull yourself together, not to death! I replied. Ya tool!
You couldn't punch your way out of a wet paper bag! I said.
He said, steady on, I was only joshin, avin a loan of ya! Don't get us knickers in a knot!
I said, Why don't you take a photo then, ya perve, it'll last longer!
What ever Trevor.
Yeah, good on ya.
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