Conflict in an 80's pub... I was avin a coldy down the local....

Conflict in an 80's pub...

I was avin a coldy down the local.
This sheila came up to me and started ta pash me, outa the bue.
She was a bit of a goer...

Then this yobbo said, stone the crows mate, get a room!

I said, go sit on it and spin, ya wally.

Do ya wanna have a go, he said?

Get ya hand off it and pull yourself together, not to death! I replied. Ya tool!

You couldn't punch your way out of a wet paper bag! I said.

He said, steady on, I was only joshin, avin a loan of ya! Don't get us knickers in a knot!

I said, Why don't you take a photo then, ya perve, it'll last longer!

What ever Trevor.

Yeah, good on ya.



Who's shout?