Wouldnt say sh.t for sixpence ( now 5 cents - and aimed at he snobs ??? )
Me old china plate (mate)
The dog n bone (phone)
Would skin a louse for its hide (real - real mean)
Couldnt see past her own nose !
Couldnt/wouldnt crack a smile ifa life depended on it
Hey me old china feast yer eyes on that shella (politically correct version could possibly be - Pardon me my good friend of many years - if you have a spare moment it would be, in my opinion an enjoyable experience if you did take a small second to glance at the most adorable young and exquisite lady over there )
