CEO wanted. Duties: Um, whatevs - engage investors (doesn't...

CEO wanted.

Duties: Um, whatevs - engage investors (doesn't matter how - mislead them if you like, there will be no consequences of this), pump stock, perhaps organise a boundary walk with the locals if you get bored, do a little more misleading, raise whatever you can at ever increasing levels of dilution (cite whatever reason you think will encourage investment - it doesn't matter, once you have it spend it as you wish, waste as much as you can on yourself and your directors (don't be concerned with shareholder value, this will be all about you), run company into administration, walk away.

Nice work if you can get it. No wonder he was always grinning his ass off.