award fo de biggiest dong play

Yo bro bros and de sistaladymon,

De Amerikan dolla be sinkin fas an ah be hearin in de newsie dat dere be some pipples dat be playin wid de Veetmenese dongs. An ah hearin dat dere be de bro bro from de Trenchietowns dat be de curency tradermon an him be gibbin de AWARD SHELD fo de biggiest dong dat be gibben to hims. Ah beliefs dat dat de biggiest Veetmenese dong be de cyan-greenie in color. Ah be beliefin dat soons, de Veetmenese dongs not be droppin as fas as de Amerikan dolla pric.

May de piss ob de Lod be on yos alls an may yos alls be soons be habbin de lots an lots ob de dongs.