For all who read:
Goblins background check.
3 previous failed relationships with the following
a) neighbours cat
b) stray sheep ( after he hit it on his tricycle)
c) his mother.
Current assets:
a) $2.67 in bank account
b) 3 AMP shares
c) 10 OXR shares (which he bought 1 at a time)
d) 2 MAP shares.
Current employment status: Dole
Previous employment status: George Micheals toilet cleaner
Current Friends:
a) High 5
b) B1 & B2
c) Mrs palmer ( plus her 5 daughters)
IQ test score: 15 (average for chicken is 12)
Current internet connection speed 14.4kbps
Aim in life:
a) Have $3.10 in bank account by 1 Qtr 2005
b) Own at least 1 more share in OXR by 3rd Qtr 2004.
c) increase connection speed to 28.8kbps.
Overall performance statistics:
a) Current language capabilities: poor
b) Research capabilities : below average
c) Unemployable.
OXR
oxiana limited
