Thorburn,I can't resist either. Lets get hysterical. Hockey:...

Thorburn,

I can't resist either. Lets get hysterical.

Hockey: "The only way you can repay debt is if you have a surplus"
Dopey: Well NO. You can increase taxes, sell-off assets, cut spending. That is the 'standard' coalition way.

Australia Readies More Than $100 Billion in Asset Sales
Treasurer Joe Hockey Flags Sale of Transport Networks, Health Insurers, Utilities to Help Plug Budget Shortfall


By
Rob Taylor And
David Winning
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Updated Feb. 12, 2014 3:34 a.m. ET

CANBERRA, Australia—Australia is readying a plan to sell potentially 130 billion Australian dollars (US$117.49 billion) in assets ranging from health insurers to electricity poles, hoping to set an example to cash-strapped governments around the world that need new funds to boost their economies.

Treasurer Joe Hockey, who will chair a meeting of finance ministers and central bankers from the Group of 20 developed and developing nations this month, said Australia's conservative government was finalizing a deal with state...