ban howard and beazley, page-8

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    re: ban howard and beazley and homeimprovements Dear Sabretoothed, agree, ban "survivor "as well.
    Also, please ban all those silly "Home Improvement" programs that create nightmares for husbands and could be fatal to wives.
    They are NOT reality TV. They dont show "poop, the Black & Decker just burnt out, doublepoop, I lent my cement mixer to Fred, and he's in Bali on holidays, who the hell borrowed my trowel? etc".
    Her indoors looks at you sweetly and says: "Backyard Blitz did it in 1 hour, I watched them".
    Ban all sport from TV, people have been knifed and shot over the World Cup.
    Only show Western Movies where the Indians occasionally win, just for balance.
    Ban all TV adds; one running at the moment has my wife suggesting I learn to play the piano.....at my age.
    Ban all news, they upset people & cause arguments....in fact, just ban TV!

    Cheers
    GZ
 
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