Once upon a time there was a guy who wanted to be a banana...

Once upon a time there was a guy who wanted to be a banana farmer. He was good at picking great places to farm bananas. He found a place that looked very good for farming bananas in Latin America. He then found a lot of people that like bananas and they gave him money to farm bananas.

Problem was he was not very good at harvesting bananas and whilst he was sure that this spot was good for growing bananas he could not grow enough to keep the people who gave him money happy. His neighbour was a great banana farmer and produced many bananas all over the world. His neighbour gave him some money for part of his banana farm and promised more if he could have a look around and see if there were other great places to grow bananas on his farm.

The guy was very happy as he had more money to grow bananas and some later to find more good banana ground. Unfortunately he still could not harvest many bananas. Secretly his neighbour did not want him to harvest the bananas as he wanted the farm all for himself. The people who were waiting for the bananas were getting cranky as there were very few bananas forthcoming.

The guy then decided to leave the banana industry and another would be farmer was asked to take over the farm, some think he was put there by the neighbour but this may not be true. As with the first guy there were harvest problems again. The farmer declared that this was not a good place to farm winking at the neighbour. The neighbour was pleased as he waited for the people to give up on the farm so he could take it for free.

Some of the people decided they would look at the banana farm themselves and lo and behold they found that the ground was full of old bananas and the farm would probably produce more bananas then they could use if they used a different harvester there could be bananas for all.

This made the neighbour very angry indeed.

To be continued...............

This is a fictitious story about bananas and bears no resemblance to any real event, person or persons