The talking dog. A guy and his dog go into a pub, and order a beer. While nursing his beer, the guys says to the bartender, "you know this dog is special - he can talk!" The barman says "yeah, sure, tell me another one". Guy: "Well I'll bet you $50 he can" Barman: "Ok", thinking this will be too easy. Guy: "Dog - tell me what is your name?" Dog: "Woof!" Guy, "No, tell me your name!" Dog: "Arf!" Guy: "Please dog, why won't you speak?" Dog whines. Guy gives up, hands over $50, finishes his beer and leave the pub in disgust. Outside he asks the dog "Why didn't you speak?" Dog: "Think of the odds we'll get next time!"
