Barnaby....it's not mine!, page-134

I'll tell you how it should have been handled.

Joyce shouldn't have sex with his subordinates. That is the root cause of all the problems (pardon the pun).

Every half brained manager knows that. Even quarter brained. I'd even go so far as to say an eighth of a brain would do.

Fancy holding a Deputy Prime Minister of our country to the same standards as a halfwit!