My Mumma told me life is like a kilo of bacon. Smells good,...

My Mumma told me life is like a kilo of bacon. Smells good, tastes great and should be crunchy. You can have it hot, you can have it cold, you can have it on a burger, you can have it on a sandwich, you can have it on toast, you can have it on a toasted bun, you can have it with eggs, you can have it with spinach, you can have it with vegemite, you can have it with avocado, you can have it with tomato, you can have it with beetroot, your can have it in a schnitty, you can have it wrapped around a prawn, you can have it with friends, you can have it alone while watching the footy drowned in marty sauce. which ever way you have it make sure you have it with a long neck of frothy. Happy days.