A female office worker was complaining to her friend.......
"I think I am going to put a complaint in about Dave. Every time I am in the lift and he is there, he gets close to me and then says that he loves the smell of my hair."
"That isn't so bad, I would take it as a compliment." said the friend.
"That is easy for you to say, but Dave is a midget.!!!"
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