beautiful girl

Jeff walks into a pub and sees his mate Paul slumped at the bar. He walks over and asks whats wrong.

"Well," replies Paul "you know that beautiful girl I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection everytime I saw her?"

"Yes" says Jeff.

"Well I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out and she agreed."

"Great! when are you going out?"

" I went to meet her tonight, but in case I got an erection again i got some duct tape and taped my *** to my leg, so it wouldn't show."

"Sensible says Jeff"

"So I got to the door and rang the bell. she answered it in the tiniest dress ever."

"And what happen then?"

"Disaster, I kicked her in the face!"