But I didn't approve it.
Oh wait, actually I did did.
Well it's not illegal to give all taxpayer money to Liberals. Everyone does it so it's OK. I did nothing illegal. You can't put me in jail for this, it's perfectly legal.
It's unfortunate, buy hey, everyone does it. So long as it's not illegal, who cares, it went to good Liberal causes.
I didn't approve them. Well I actually did, but you won't be able to trace it coz we shredded everything. What do you mean you were able to get it all back? It's not illegal to change my story, i've got more stories than you've had hot dinners. I did nothing wrong, everyone does it.
It's not illegal to have a secret corrupt boyfriend. I don't have to tell ICAC about it unless I get caught telling porkies. Well, it wasn't a big porkie, it's not like he had the keys to my house or anything. He's technically not my 5 year boyfriend, we just live together. I did nothing wrong, it's not illegal to cut your boyfriend off every time he starts talking about his "work". Everyone does it. I knew it was going to be boring listening to him so there was not point letting him continue. Everyone does it.
I repeat, all the money went to good Liberal causes, I did nothing wrong. It's the way the world works now, shredders are cheap and save space in the office by not having to store stuff. I'm doing my part for the NSW budget. We buy small hard drives too because we don't need to keep those pesky space hogging computer files showing how we allocate a quarter of a BILLION dollars of taxpayer money. This is not an illegal practice, many people save space.
I did nothing wrong.
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