best ever kiwi joke

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    Bruce walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:

    'Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache.'



    His wife is lying in bed and replies:

    'I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot.'

    Bruce says: 'I think you'll find that I wasn't talking to you
 
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