An Englishman, Aussie and Irishman were sitting in a bar chatting. The Englishman says that English Pubs are the best in the world. Warm beer, great atmosphere and if you know the publican, when its 'times up', he locks the door and you can drink on into the night.
The Aussie says, that's nothing, Australia has the best pubs in the world. We have cold beer and pokies and at the end of the night, they lock the door and the card games start.
With that the Irishman says That's nothin. We have the best pubs in the world in Ireland. You go in early, sit on a comfortable sofa and the barman brings you free drinks all night. Later on they take you upstairs and you get to have a night of passion with lots of strangers.
You're joking says the other two. Did that really happen to you? Well, no not me, myself, but it did happen to me sister!
