Sorry if this has been done before but I am sure we have all...

Sorry if this has been done before but I am sure we have all read some up/down ramp lines that make us laugh.

So if anyone would like to post some of the funny lines you have seen (without identifying the poster, up to you if you post the share name) please feel free to add to this thread anytime.


Classic today...

If it was known, then the sp. would be not still in these cheap levels.
The good thing is right now its still possible to buy XXX for bargain prices.



All in good fun..."buy now the train is leaving". lol