Thanks , Teddy , up early mucking out boxes I see.Royalty...

Thanks , Teddy , up early mucking out boxes I see.

Royalty skipped a generation.

Only one profile , I’m an old granny .

But you are ……..
* a high school dropout
• thoroughbred royalty
• retired banker
• lover of scooters

You seem to take this very seriously.

But thanks for once a upon a time enjoying my humour.

Much appreciated, but to be honest I have never enjoyed yours .

Has a real lack of wit , depth and diversity.

Mine is like a storyline of banter , where else can you get so many characters …..

• grandad
• late great uncle Confucius
• scooter
• Smurfette
• tiny teddies
and the list goes on …………..

Probably shouldn’t say anything but I have just signed a major deal with the production company of Home and Away on channel 7.
Apparently I’m being cast as the high flying stock guru Granny who is the new love interest of Alf Stewart.
In our first scene we are in a passionate embrace on the beach when Tarni and his Auckland crew interupted us as they prepared a haka on the beach as the sun came up. We all then head back to the kiwi rental, dig up the backyard and have a hungi in celebration of Alf having had movement.
It’s going to be huge , and has to be since the NZ government have stopped paying subsidies for extremely bad kiwi actors on Australian tv.

And yes you still didn’t answer Nooks question on your rant.

BET that was never going to happen.

”YOUR welcome”, leave some burley for your mates

Besides Alf , BET will have north trajectory movement today …….

BET on it !!!!!!!!!