Better Than Gold.........

A man was shopping in a nearby supermarket when he noticed a package that said "Olympic Condoms". He bought it, and told his wife about it.Wife: "Olympic Condoms? What's so special about them?"Man: " They have 3 colors: Gold, Silver and Bronze."Wife: " And what color are you going to wear tonight?"Man: " Gold, obviously!"Wife:" Why not Silver? It'd be great if you came second, for a change."