"You have no idea how to get to the place where sins are washed...

"You have no idea how to get to the place where sins are washed in the blood of the lamb." -> 1 Peter 1:23, John 3:6, 6;33

None of those verses mention the place you have to be as depicted in the bible. Where is that place, wotsup?

"You also have no idea what the water is that wells up to eternal life." -> Spirit/word of God flowing from your belly John -> 1 Peter 1:23, John 3:6, 6;33

Flowing from your belly, how so?

I see you left out your condition. What is your condition that compels you to go to the place that you don't know, where your sins are washed in the blood of the Lamb?