there was this old aged nursing home and one day two oldies met in the corridor, one an elderly lady well into her 90s , the other a similar aged old withered man struggling with his rollator down the aisle. she stopped him and said i bet i can tell how old you are. he said how are you going to do that. she said if you let me play with your balls...see this will tell you your answer ex bull...she said if you let me play with your balls i will tell you your age. go on then. she played with them, moved them like billiard balls here and there and said you're 92 and 6 months. My god, you are right, how did you know? she replied you told me yesterday. this is dementia after all.
