big stuff soon

Well the king just rode into Sea Lake

Not much there bar the odd Crayfish and snake

When we spudded the first well

The barman said the owner of the pub won’t sell

I said surely he will at the bl..oody right price

But he said no way he’s as Smooth as ICE

The town was packed and there was plenty of goss

One could of sworn they’d seen Kate Moss

There were plenty of Dollars being tossed around

A knighthood sought after in this small town

The barman asked me what’s your name

I replied if you can guess I’ll tell you the game

I said when I’ve finished here they will create a stamp

Just reach behind you and hand me that lamp

Rub a dub dub and it began to glow

Heh baby find 8 the oils beginning to glow

The genie appeared and asked for my wish

Out came the crayfish on a mighty great dish

I gave them a clue I’m from the west

A bikie I am a castle where I rest

I said Simrose or Primrose I’m not sure of which

But I’m off to look at the bottom of the ditch

A bloke at the bar called out is your name Darren

When the barman guessed right I'm The OIL BARON

a legend he was in the battles before

the richer became richer a pity the poor

However on his return to hot copper he first posted

Of gas and oil well toasted

To all HC knights of round tables

The king produced his greatest fables

He preached to the mass

About a Sea Lake full of gas

The posters on HC began to sing

Because you guessed it

It’s the return of their KING

The moderators felt sick

Because this time there’s a thousand nics

The world had been spammed and posters signed up

Suspended they were but they won’t dry up

Like the well at sea lake the moderators can’t spoil

Because the Oil Baron has found some more bl…..oody oil

Let him stay the masses cried

The minority wish he had died

He’s the only King on Hot copper the others are a folly

Good health to all and when the oil’s found be jolly

It’s good to be back and yes there’s a glow

I’m HRH KING WALLY just watch out for the show


I’d like to stay for I have mended

The moderators however keep saying your damn well suspended !!!