Bill Shorten was asleep in his house and awoke to see Menzies'...

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    Bill Shorten was asleep in his house and awoke to see Menzies' ghost.
    He asked, "Bob, how can I make this country better?"
    Sir Robert said, "Love the Japanese steel producers like I did."
    Shorten went back to sleep, this time he woke to an image of John Howard at the end of his bed. He asked,
    John, how can I make this country better?
    Howard said, "Be honest with the people like I was."
    Again Shorten fell asleep and awoke this time to see Harold Holt and asked,
    "Harold, how can I make this country better?
    " Harold replied, "Go for a swim like I did!"
    Last edited by sumayo: 08/05/16
 
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