Bill

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    0 Bill Shorten was asleep in his house and awoke to see Menzies' ghost.He asked, "Bob, how can I make this country better?"Sir Robert said, "Love the Japanese steel producers like I did." Shorten went back to sleep, this time he woke to an image of John Howard at the end of his bedHe asked, “John, how can I make this country better?John said, "Be honest with the people like I was." Again, Shorten fell asleep and awoke this time to see Harold Holt and asked,"Harold, how can I make this country better?Harold replied, "Go for a swim like I did!"
 
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