Birds beat the pollies

Magpies have been swooping people at Parliament in Canberra.

A colony of pigeons has grown so large, their dropping are eroding sandstone and concrete and posing a health hazard.

Daily newspapers today ridicule the pathetic attempts to scare the birds off, which have included tin owls, plastic hawks and a handler with a falcon.

We elected these dills.
We employ the dumb bureaucrats who can't even get rid of a few birds.