A young Irish man named Jimmy wanted to buy a Birthday present for his new girlfriend:
They hadn't been seeing each other very often because she lived in Mayo and he lived in Kerry .
Jimmy consulted with his sister and decided, after careful consideration, that a pair of good quality gloves would strike the right note due to the cold snap that time of year, not too romantic and not too personal.
Off he went with his sister to Dunne's Stores and they selected a dainty pair of fur lined quality, leather gloves.
Jimmy's sister bought a pair of sexy knickers for herself at the same time.
Dunne’s had a "Free Gift Wrap Offer"on. But the shop assistant mixed up the two items, the sister got the gloves and Jimmy unknowingly, got the knickers.
Good old Jimmy, sent off his gift wrapped present in a parcel with the following letter.
I chose these because I've noticed that you are not wearing any, when we do get to go out. If it had not been for my sister Peggy, I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she wears shorter ones (which are easier to remove). These are a very delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from, showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and I hardly noticed any marks. I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart in them even though they were a little bit tight on her.
She also said that they rub against her ring, which helps keep it clean. In fact she hasn't needed to wash It, since she began wearing them.
I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt many other hands will touch them, before I have a chance to see you again.
When you take them off, remember to blow into them a little bit, because they will be naturally a little damp and moist from wearing.
Just imagine how many times my lips will kiss them during the coming year.
I hope you will wear them for me on our next date.
P.S. My Ma tells me that the latest style. Is to wear them folded down, with a little bit of fur showing....
